UK’s 100 Best Streamable Lockdown Films

UK's 100 Best Streamable Lockdown Films

I’ve curated this list from the main VOD platforms in the UK. At the time of writing Netflix and Amazon Prime Video have 30 day free trials, BFI Player is offering a 14 day free trial and NOW TV is free for 7 days. Honourable mention to Mubi (7 day free trial) which has a great selection but they change their films daily so it would’ve been a nightmare trying to keep on top of it.

Load up on your favourite ice cream and strap yourself to the sofa.

2001

2001: A Space Odyssey (now tv)

Objectively the best film ever made. In true Kubrick fashion it charts human history from the dawn of man to the unknown future. Precisely how long it feels to be in quarantine.

 

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Dip into the dream world of a director struggling to find inspiration to make his latest film. A beautiful balancing act of fantasy vs. reality.

 

A-Hard-Day's-Night

A Hard Day’s Night (bfi player)

Spend a couple of wacky days with the Fab Four for some much needed escapism and well known musical interludes.

 

Airplane

Airplane! (now tv)

A comedic stalwart. Watching a goof on airport disaster movies with outstandingly silly humour is a very fitting way of spinning the current situation.

 

Alpha-Papa

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (prime video)

The well known and much loved creation of Coogan is forced to turn his hand at hostage negotiation when a fellow DJ facing the sack goes on a mad one at local station North Norfolk Digital.

 

Alien

DOUBLE BILL – Alien // Aliens (now tv)

The original warning of what happens when correct quarantine procedure isn’t followed… followed by the action packed follow up.

 

American-Psycho

American Psycho (netflix)

Dedicated to everyone hustling in their downtime. The struggles of New York yuppie, Patrick Bateman, as he tries to subdue his psychopathic tendencies.

 

Anchorman

Anchorman (now tv)

Sixty percent of the time, it’s funny every time.

 

Apocalypto

Apocalypto (prime video)

At its heart it’s an adrenaline fuelled chase film as a Mayan hunter escapes capture to return home. Don’t let the violence (or Mel Gibson’s nutty outbursts) put you off from this brilliantly pulsatile piece of work.

 

Arcadia (bfi player)

A strangely mesmerising ‘documentary’ that explores the history of rural Britain. Presented through a curious mix of music and film , Arcadia is a real treat for the psyche.

 

Bait (bfi player)

An incredible mix of style and substance in Mark Jenkin’s debut feature. An examination of gentrification takes place in a small Cornish fishing village. Shot silently on 16mm with all the sound added in post production adds to the films intrigue.

 

Buster-Scruggs

The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs (netflix)

The Coen brothers go West in a series of vignettes set in the post-Civil War era.

 

Bande-A-Part

Bande à part (bfi player)

A group of friends attempt to emulate their cinematic antiheroes in a bid to rob a bank in Godard’s darling of French new wave cinema.

 

Big-Lebowski

The Big Lebowski (now tv)

LA noir with a big ol’ lug of smoke as The Dude falls into the city’s underbelly trying to gain reimbursement for his desecrated rug. Peak Coen.

 

Birdman

Birdman (netflix)

Michael Keaton plays a fading movie star attempting to revive his career by acting in a Broadway show in this triumphantly creative satire.

 

Black-Swan

Black Swan (now tv)

True to form, Darren Aronofsky deals with a slide into madness as Portman’s ballerina, Nina, fights to embody the role of the Black Swan in the popular ballet.

 

Blue-Velvet

Blue Velvet (netflix)

No quarantine would be complete without a Lynchian fever dream. Kicking off with the discovery of a severed human ear the film just descends into a mysterious world of Americana.

 

Booksmart

Booksmart (prime video)

A fresh, unpretentious, coming of age film as two overachievers realise they may have missed out on having fun in their formative years so agree to make amends.

 

Boyhood

Boyhood (netflix)

Don’t be blinded by the twelve year scope of the filming, that merely adds to the whole experience. It’s a sentimental look at a boy and his family spanning his childhood and teenage years.

 

Buena-Vista-Social-Club

Buena Vista Social Club (bfi player)

Take a tuneful respite with this documentary about greatly adored musical ensemble ‘Buena Vista Social Club’ playing the music of a pre-revolutionary Cuba.

 

Burning (now tv)

An impressive psychological drama that skillfully delivers a feeling of unease throughout. Jong-soo bumps into an old friend, Hae-mi, and agrees to watch her cat whilst she’s out of town. She returns from her holiday with new friend, Ben, and the mystery of desire ensues.

 

Cast-Away

Cast Away (now tv)

Tom Hanks is marooned on a deserted island with only himself and a ball for company. Can also be used as an isolation survival guide.

 

Climax

Climax (netflix)

Film maker provocateur Gaspar Noé plunges you into the nightmarish scenario faced by a dance troupe when their party punch gets spiked. Noé’s reliance on dreamlike camera work pays off big time and the film exceeds most modern horrors in creating an throbbing sense of dread.

 

Coco

Coco (now tv)

Pixar of late have been really adept at addressing existential angst and Coco is no exception. Dia de Muertos provides the backdrop this time as young Miguel accidentally ends up in the Land of the Dead and must locate his great-great-grandfather who can help him return home.

 

Coffee and Cigarettes (prime video)

Told through a series of funny little sketches, the film studies different exchanges over cups of coffee and cigarettes.

 

Control

Control (prime video)

A slow, but never boring, biographical drama about Ian Curtis, lead singer of Joy Division.

 

The-Death-Of-Stalin

The Death Of Stalin (netflix)

Some of the favourite writers in British comedy satirise the lunacy that swept the Soviet party after the death of their leader, Joseph Stalin.

 

Die-Hard

Die Hard (now tv)

Just to clarify, this IS a Christmas film. Nevertheless, John McClane’s antics as he challenges terrorists who have taken over the building he’s in are good enough to be watched year round.

 

Dogtooth

Dogtooth (bfi player)

Wonderfully weird Greek entry focusing on a family in an enforced lockdown by their overbearing father. Dealing with human connection/disconnection it’s a great companion piece for quarantine.

 

Donnie-Darko

Donnie Darko (bfi player)

This cult favourite features a superb supporting cast and Jake Gyllenhaal in his breakout role as Donnie the titular character. Donnie befriends Frank, who only he can see, and Frank warns him that the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.

 

Dunkirk

Dunkirk (netflix)

A WWII film that plays with the notion of time as soldiers from Britain, France and Belgium try to escape the town of Dunkirk having been pushed back by German forces.

 

Ex Machina (netflix)

Really accomplished debut from the writer of The Beach. The film expertly tackles AI and what it means to be human. A programmer wins the chance to take part in a scientific experiment with one of the world’s leading tech designers.

 

Faces-Places

Faces Places (netflix)

Charming little Sunday-afternooner. A pioneer of French cinema, Agnes Varda, is duped into travelling the country with an insufferable bellend. As they make their way through rural France they make portraits and murals of the people they encounter.

 

First Man (now tv)

A much overlooked biographical about astronaut Neil Armstrong and the moon landing. The visual crafting by Damien Chazelle is mixed with Justin Hurwitz’s sublime score is a delight for the eyes and ears.

 

Fitzcarraldo

Fitzcarraldo (bfi player)

A story fixated on the obsession of man. An opera loving rubber baron endeavours to build an opera house in the middle of the Peruvian jungle despite the impossibilities.

 

Four-Lions

Four Lions (prime video)

Pitch black comedy from some of the best comedic minds in Britain. Using a group of wannabe terrorists as the vehicle, it showcases the absurdity of people and life in a post 9/11 world.

 

Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened (netflix)

A history of the doomed Fyre festival. If it weren’t for the countless locals they harmed in the making, there’d be nothing better than watching jumped up rich kids get dicked on.

 

Girl

Girl (netflix)

A touching, emotional drama about a teenage girl, born into the body of a boy, trying to make it as a ballerina. It portrays transgender struggles with some real depth.

 

Godfather

DOUBLE BILL – The Godfather & The Godfather Part II (now tv)

Another masterpiece you’ve never managed to see because “waahhh, it’s too long”. Back-to-back ’em and watch Al Pacino as Michael Corleone rising through the ranks of the mafia. Just don’t watch part III, it’s crap.

 

Gomorrah

Gomorrah (bfi player)

A rough around the edges, neorealist crime film which fictionalises the life of organised crime in the outskirts of Napoli.

 

Uncut-Gems

DOUBLE BILL – Good Time // Uncut Gems (netflix)

A really unique style of film making by the Safdie brothers whips you around at a neck breaking speed. Good Time sees Robert Pattinson as a bank robber attempting to save his brother from prison. Accompanied by Uncut Gems, where a dazzling turn from Adam Sandler drags you into the pumping heart of a dodgy jewellery shop.

 

Goodfellas

Goodfellas (netflix)

Scorcese’s vivid depiction of mob life is gripping from start to finish.

 

Groundhog-Day

Groundhog Day (now tv + netflix)

Bill Murray plays a self-centred weather reporter who’s forced to relive the same day over and over. Relatable.

 

Icarus (netflix)

One of the main players in the state wide Russian doping program risks his career, and his life, explaining the depths of the scandal.

 

Inside-Out

Inside Out (now tv)

Again, Pixar, with the philosophy of self. Riley has to move to San Francisco with her family and she, along with her five emotions, struggle to cope with their new life.

 

Into-The-Wild

Into The Wild (now tv)

A biographical about Christopher McCandless who decided to renounce all his possessions and hitchhike his way across America. It does a really good job of imbuing the spirit of travel.

 

La Dolce Vita (bfi player)

A real treasure of Italian cinema. It’s an absorbing character study of a troubled reporter tackling the excesses of hedonism told through scenes of dreamlike surrealism.

 

La-La-Land

La La Land (netflix)

A hark back to the golden age of Hollywood musical in a sharp, snazzy, modern number.

 

Ladybird

Ladybird (netflix)

An honest, down to earth depiction of high school life aptly handled by Greta Gerwig through her refreshing script and nice direction.

 

Lek & The Dogs (bfi player)

A more experimental offering loosely based on the true story of a kid in poverty stricken Moscow being raised and living with dogs for two years. It’s an enthusiastically odd film which almost ditches narrative altogether to create a fascinating piece of arthouse cinema.

 

Looper

Looper (netflix)

An interesting sci-fi concerning time travel as the mob send their victims back in time to be taken out by hitmen known as loopers. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one such looper who comes face to face with his own mortality when his future self is sent for execution.

 

Lost-In-Translation

Lost In Translation (netflix)

A tender exploration of existentialism, love and loneliness when an ageing actor and the young wife of a photographer form an unlikely friendship.

 

The-Machinist

The Machinist (netflix + now tv)

Christian Bale plays a factory worker suffering from insomnia. When he begins noticing strange occurrences at work and an even stranger man following him around, things take a dark turn in this gnarly psychological thriller.

 

Man-On-Wire

Man On Wire (bfi player)

You kind of have to see it to believe it but this French guy broke into the twin towers when they were being built and tightrope walked between them. Cool documentary made even better by the charm and charisma of the central character.

 

Marriage-Story

Marriage Story (netflix)

A truly authentic, affecting portrayal of a couple struggling through a divorce with a fantastic supporting cast.

 

Midsommar (prime video)

A completely mental take on the breakdown of a relationship and dealing with grief. From one of the most promising names to tackle horror in recent years, Ari Aster, you’re dragged feet first through a summer festival in Sweden which starts out as a picturesque retreat but quickly devolves into anything but.

 

Monty-Python's-The-Meaning-Of-Life

Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life (now tv)

The different stages of life explained through sketches by the screwball troupe of comedians.

 

Munich (now tv)

An almost forgotten film by Spielberg about the ’72 Munich Olympic disaster. It’s one of his grittiest, yet slick, offerings.

 

Oasis-Supersonic

Oasis: Supersonic (netflix)

Alright our kid, it’s a fucking film about Oasis. You know what I mean?

 

Once-Upon-A-Time-In-Anatolia

Once Upon A Time In Anatolia (bfi player)

This intricate Turkish thriller concentrates on the hunt for the remains of a murder victim that the killer claims to have forgotten where he buried the body.

 

Paris Is Burning (netflix)

A vibrant, intimate look at the New York ball scene of the 80s which offered a home to many outcast LGBTQs.

 

Paris-Texas

Paris, Texas (bfi player)

It’s a deeply moving account of a lost drifter wandering the desert before trying to reconnect with his family, himself, and society.

 

Phantom-Thread

The Phantom Thread (netflix)

PTA presents the PThreAd. Behold cinema in all its glory. The lauded fashion designer, Woodcock, becomes entranced by waitress, Alma, and the pair soon develop a codependent relationship.

 

Pi

Pi (prime video)

A tortured mathematician is the object of unwanted attention from Wall Street execs when he discovers a mystical number in this fraught psychological thriller.

 

Possum

Possum (now tv)

What may seem like a surprising departure for the guy behind Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace shows itself to be a deeply rooted contemporary horror. A puppeteer returns home faces confrontation his vicious stepfather.

 

The-Propostiion

The Proposition (bfi player)

With a script penned by Nick Cave you know it’s gonna be bleak. An outlaw is given nine days to capture his older brother otherwise his younger brother will cop for it. A film as brutal as it is elegant.

 

Rear-Window

Rear Window (now tv)

A Hitchcock fitting of the current climate. A professional photographer is housebound with a broken leg and spies on his neighbours in the backyard until things turn sour when he believes he witnesses a murder.

 

Reservoir-Dogs

Reservoir Dogs (netflix)

It wouldn’t be a list of films without a Tentin Quarantino. A heist film in which you never actually see the heist. Nice.

 

The-Revenant

The Revenant (netflix)

The specialist direction of Iñárritu coupled with the insane camera work of Lubezki makes for an enthralling tale of a frontiersman who, after being attacked by a bear, is left for dead by his companions. He nurses himself back to health and sets out for revenge.

 

Roma

Roma (netflix)

An absolutely stunning, heartfelt drama in which the focal character is a live-in housemaid working for an upperclass family in Mexico City during the 70s. It’s brimming with compassion and looks so beautiful you could eat it.

 

Room-237

Room 237 (bfi player)

A study of some of the biggest conspiracy theories surrounding Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining’ including behind the scenes footage and interviews with the cast and crew.

 

Royal-Tenenbaums

The Royal Tenenbaums (now tv)

Quirky stuff from Captain Quirk, Wes Anderson. An estranged family reunite when they learn their father is dying.

 

Scarface

Scarface (now tv)

The overindulgent style of De Palma complements the exorbitance of Tony Montana, working his way up from hustling on the streets being to the cocaine kingpin of Miami.

 

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (now tv)

Comic book shenanigans from Edgar Wright, made with the same love and gusto that he attacks every project with. Scott Pilgrim must battle seven ex boyfriends of Ramona in order to date her.

 

Seven-Samurai

Seven Samurai (bfi player)

Now you can finally get around to seeing the famous Kurosawa film that paved the way for Western remakes. One samurai gathers a band of six additional samurais to help him defend a village under attack by bandits.

 

Seventh-Seal

The Seventh Seal (bfi player)

Bergman’s classic. A knight returns from an arduous crusade to find his home plagued by the Black Death. He challenges Death himself to a game of chess for his life.

 

Shoah Parts I + II (bfi player)

If you watch anything from this list, let it be Shoah. When Claude Lanzmann began filming Shoah he insisted that it was to be made from nothing but interviews with bystanders, perpetrators, and survivors of the holocaust. It’s one of the most emotionally draining, yet awe inspiring films I’ve ever seen. It has a total run time of about seven hours so set aside a weekend. It’s breathtaking.

 

Shoplifters (now tv)

Profundity in spades with this stirring Japanese piece about a family of petty thieves living in poverty on the outskirts of Tokyo.

 

Snatch

Snatch (now tv + netflix)

Back when Guy Ritchie made halfway decent films he released Snatch, which manages to nicely straddle the line between puffed up wide boy gangster film and irreverent comedy.

 

Snow Piercer (prime video)

Hot off the heels of his Oscar sweep for Parasite, streaming platforms have seen a boom in the viewing figures for Bong Joon-ho’s films. Snowpiercer is a train that houses the survivors of Earth’s second ice age, the poorer of whom become dissatisfied with the inequality aboard.

 

The-Social-Network

The Social Network (netflix)

I’m guessing you’re spending more time on Facebook than ever so you may as well watch a film about it. It features a blinding score and smart, quick fire dialogue, wound together with precision.

 

Sunset-Blvd

Sunset Boulevard (now tv)

Fading film star, Norma Desmond, is given a second shot at success when an upcoming screenwriter agrees to write a picture for her. It’s part noir, part scathing caricature of the end of the silent era of film.

 

Sympathy-For-Lady-Vengeance

DOUBLE BILL – Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance // Sympathy For Lady Vengeance (bfi player)

The first and third part of Park Chan-wook’s vengeance trilogy (Oldboy is the middle one and not included in any of the platform subscriptions). Luckily the films are only linked thematically so it doesn’t matter which order you watch them in. All three are astonishingly smart thrillers handling the notion of vengeance.

 

Taxi-Driver

Taxi Driver (now tv)

Taxi Driver is a monument of outsider cinema. There’s too much to unpack in a short blurb but De Niro plays a Vietnam vet turned taxi driver, suffering from insomnia and endlessly driving the squalor filled streets of New York. Streets he feels need cleansing.

 

Taxi-Tehran

Taxi Tehran (bfi player)

The Iranian government banned Jafar Panahi from creating films because he was found to be “making propaganda against the system”. So instead, he poses as a taxi driver, bangs a camera on the dashboard and makes a film about the social difficulties in Iran.

 

Team-America

Team America (now tv)

There’s got to be some silly daftness during quarantine and this string heavy comedy fits the bill perfectly.

 

The-Truman-Show

The Truman Show (now tv)

A film which seems ever more relevant in today’s society of social media and constant surveillance. Jim Carrey plays an insurance salesman who’s entire life is a TV show. When he discovers the truth he initiates his escape.

 

They’ll Love Me When I’m Dead (netflix)

It’s difficult not to have a good docco when the subject is one of the greatest minds of cinema. It exhibits the sheer madness, and brilliance, of the production of what was to be Orson Welles’ final film.

 

The-Thing

The Thing (netflix)

A research team in remote Antarctica are faced with the danger of an unknown virus. As suspicion and distrust reign supreme, the scientists fight for survival.

 

Under-The-Shadow

Under The Shadow (netflix)

It went, seemingly, under the radar. But this well executed ghost story set during the chaos of the Iran-Iraq war demands your attention.

 

Under The Skin (prime video)

As a premise it sounds pretty naff. Scarlett Johansson plays an alien driving around Scotland tracking down men to consume. But a completely hypnotic performance from Johansson coupled with deft film making (BIG shout out for the sound design) it’s totally beguiling.

 

Vertigo

Vertigo (now tv)

Hitchcock’s cerebral masterpiece follows Detective “Scottie” as he investigates the wife of an old friend whilst simultaneously battling personal obsessions.

 

Wedding-Crashers

Wedding Crashers (netflix)

Honestly, it’s a weak offering from that era of American comedy (Anchorman, Dodgeball, Old School et. al) but it’s worth watching just for Christopher Walken’s “We’ll sail without ‘im!” line. Then you can turn it off.

 

What-We-Do-In-The-Shadows

What We Do In The Shadows (bfi player)

Dry comedy from currently en vogue director, Taika Waititi, centred around a group of vampires sharing the same house as they try to cope with the fast paced change of the modern world.

 

You-Were-Never-Really-Here

You Were Never Really Here (netflix)

You can read my full review here, but in short “bloody brilliant”.

 

Zama

Zama (now tv)

An alluringly surreal film about a Spanish officer awaiting his transfer from a dreary South American town.

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